Public Nudity
Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
Suggested by Spanish Fly
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
Suggested by Spanish Fly
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
« Go Back
A friend of mine
is a Doctor. Another friend of mine is a weirdo and a bit of an exhibitionist.
Seeing friend 2 drop his pants and bend over to ask Friend 1 what he thought of his haemorrhoids in the beer garden of a crowded pub will live long in my memory. Especially because it looked like he had an extra finger growing out of his arsehole.
We were barred. I didn't argue...
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:45, 10 replies)
is a Doctor. Another friend of mine is a weirdo and a bit of an exhibitionist.
Seeing friend 2 drop his pants and bend over to ask Friend 1 what he thought of his haemorrhoids in the beer garden of a crowded pub will live long in my memory. Especially because it looked like he had an extra finger growing out of his arsehole.
We were barred. I didn't argue...
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:45, 10 replies)
A friend of mine is a doctor
The other week I cornered her and said "I've got this horrible thing on my arse, can you look at it?"
She said "I'm not an arse doctor any more, I'm a neurologist now, I only look at minds."
I replied, "I've got this really horrible thing in my mind, can you look at it?"
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:07, closed)
The other week I cornered her and said "I've got this horrible thing on my arse, can you look at it?"
She said "I'm not an arse doctor any more, I'm a neurologist now, I only look at minds."
I replied, "I've got this really horrible thing in my mind, can you look at it?"
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:07, closed)
Mine is a GP
so has no get out clause. Although hes got friends who are urinary specialists and gynaecologists. I've learned my lesson about never asking them for "interesting" stories.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, closed)
so has no get out clause. Although hes got friends who are urinary specialists and gynaecologists. I've learned my lesson about never asking them for "interesting" stories.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, closed)
I have a friend who's a GP
After fixing his laptop (he had so much gay porn on it he was frightened to take it to anyone else) he owes me a favour, so if anything I ever develop anything especially manky I'm going to make him diagnose it.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:31, closed)
After fixing his laptop (he had so much gay porn on it he was frightened to take it to anyone else) he owes me a favour, so if anything I ever develop anything especially manky I'm going to make him diagnose it.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:31, closed)
GP? Does that stand for 'Gay Pornaholic?'
We have a right laugh round here.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:44, closed)
We have a right laugh round here.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:44, closed)
I learnt the same lesson about a friend who works in a path lab...
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:15, closed)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:15, closed)
I too can make myself sound interesting with just three little dots...
( , Sat 19 Jul 2014, 0:30, closed)
( , Sat 19 Jul 2014, 0:30, closed)
« Go Back