Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
Suggested by Spanish Fly
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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is a Doctor. Another friend of mine is a weirdo and a bit of an exhibitionist.
Seeing friend 2 drop his pants and bend over to ask Friend 1 what he thought of his haemorrhoids in the beer garden of a crowded pub will live long in my memory. Especially because it looked like he had an extra finger growing out of his arsehole.
We were barred. I didn't argue...
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:45, 10 replies)
The other week I cornered her and said "I've got this horrible thing on my arse, can you look at it?"
She said "I'm not an arse doctor any more, I'm a neurologist now, I only look at minds."
I replied, "I've got this really horrible thing in my mind, can you look at it?"
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:07, closed)
so has no get out clause. Although hes got friends who are urinary specialists and gynaecologists. I've learned my lesson about never asking them for "interesting" stories.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, closed)
After fixing his laptop (he had so much gay porn on it he was frightened to take it to anyone else) he owes me a favour, so if anything I ever develop anything especially manky I'm going to make him diagnose it.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:31, closed)
We have a right laugh round here.
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