When I was 17 years old my freind had an 18th birthday party at centre parks
his mum was fairly well off so had booked a load of us into the nicer appartments there, after many drinking games I found myself naked running down a corridor generally being a teenage twat, where I ran into his mother. I then went back into the appartment and discovered one of our mates had larryed out and gone to bed at about 9pm. At the time, being drunk , and with altered perception, I thought it would be funny to jump upon him naked to wake him up. I ran into the room and launched myself towards him. In a death defying leap I managed to clear the bed and hammer my head through the pint glass on the bedside table, smashing it and lodging the base of it into my forehead. I am told after that I pulled out the glass, wrapped my head up and carried on being a complete drunken dick, but I have no memory past lodging the thing into my cranium.
I awoke in the morning to the sound of the chambermaid knocking the door. I looked down to my left where I saw a towel on the floor literally dripping with blood, and the worst headache ever.
( Glovington, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:11, 6 replies)

is that why you're a mong now or is that genetic?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:19, closed)

I think its this, combined with the other times ive caved my head in

( Glovington, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:27, closed)

top internet hard man'ning

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:38, closed)

Actually, why do I never find drunken male teens running around naked and in need of 'medical'
attention?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:59, closed)

Because they see you first?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 17:09, closed)

Yeah, I should follow your advice and sit down the park at dusk in my genuine SAS night gear with night vision and wait for the lonely straggler.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 18:41, closed)