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Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?

Suggested by Spanish Fly

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Some things are best left unseen.
Years ago I dated a woman whose tastes tended to run toward the fetish world far more than mine did. We had some nice sessions of hot stuff, but she was a bit more extreme than I was so we stopped dating. However, we still enjoyed each other's company so we hung out now and then.

One day she called me to beg a favor. The local fetish club was having an open-to-the-public event that she wanted to attend, but was afraid to go by herself and wanted me to escort her. I somewhat reluctantly agreed.

Once there it was quite a bit tamer than I had expected, so I let her drift off toward things that interested her while I basically sat to one side and had beer and watched. There was little enough there to interest me (why are fetish women mostly mingers?), but the people watching was great.

I had noted one woman in particular walking around in a PVC bustier/miniskirt thing with torn fishnet stockings who was especially eye cabbage (that is, you can't help but look away). She was at least half again my weight and none of it was solid- she was a walking mound of jelly with strange rolls and bulges galore, and where the stockings were torn her flesh pressed through like rising bread dough. I saw her walk up to a guy who was wearing a shirt that said "Show me your tits" across the back, firmly tap him on the shoulder and yank down the top of her outfit. He turned around in time to see an avalanche of pasty white flab pour out to her waist and wobble there.

He recovered nicely and was polite and friendly and laughed with her, but the momentary terror and revulsion that crossed his face has stayed with me to this day.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:28, 5 replies)
There was a guy on here who liked tits.
He would have loved this.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:10, closed)
Was there? he should have mentioned it.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:33, closed)
He should have stuck around. This place is full of them.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:36, closed)
^Probbily gay.

(, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 0:24, closed)
Last time I went to a fetish club there was a wobbler in an open black gown and mortarboard wandering around.
Unfortunately, that was all she was wearing.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:32, closed)

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