Not public, more sex pest
I used to be a gym monkey. Every day in the gym, sometimes doing a double split, but that's another story.

The gym I went to in my home town of Runcorn was women only after 7pm, however if it went 7pm and no women turned up they would allow you to train until whenever someone turned up, it also helped that my girlfriend was a lifeguard at the pool in the same building. One of the other life guards was sexy as fuck, and really friendly with both myself and my girlfriend.

One Monday I stayed in the gym until about 7:30, then a few ladies started to arrive for the women only gym session so I grabbed my clobber and headed upstairs to the changing rooms for a shower. Being that both the pool and gym had closed to men half an hour earlier and I had stayed in the gym as a bit of a favour the changing room was dead. I got undressed and got into the shower cubicle, the single shit shower cubicle that had no door to it or anything to allow any privacy.

Now I think back I did I am sure here someone shout something...but with the shower on and the water running in my ears etc it was very hard to determine what was said, so I just ignored it and carried on shampooing my hair. When I opened my eyes stood pretty much right in front of me with a giant hose in hand was the sexy as fuck lifeguard. We looked at one another for what I am sure was much longer than the "correct" amount of time before she legged it from the changing room. I continued to get showered feeling rather, if I am honest, happy with myself.

As I left she was downstairs talking to my girlfriend, turns out when she had the hose on to hose the floor of the changing room she was unable to hear the shower on and with me in the shower I was unable to hear her shouting in "is there anyone in the changing room?" Hmmmm or did I really not hear it and just let her walk in. We will never know. But I am now a registered sex pest.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:19, 10 replies)

Don't believe a word of it.
A gym in Runcorn FFS!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:47, closed)

as unbelievable as that is...
www.placesforpeopleleisure.org/centres/runcorn-swimming-pool/
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:52, closed)

To be fair The Runcorn Ferry is one of my favourite Holloway monologues.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:20, closed)

Jeez I haven't heard that in years *youtubes*

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:29, closed)

a his
hose penis
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:11, closed)

Well done you.
I knew just knew someone would do that as I typed the word "hose"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:15, closed)

In a way, aren't we all chatbots?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 22:44, closed)

There is potential.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:54, closed)

Reply hazy, try again.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 8:36, closed)

I don't know, what do you think about aren't we all chatbots?
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 1:00, closed)