Ah mate
So my mate was at this bus stop, right, and he saw this fit bird across the
street, right, he got a little bit flustered while looking at her, right, so much
so he got an erection, right, he thought it's a bit cold down below, right,
and he looked down to see he was fully torqued, right, he hadn't realised
his fly was open, right, and the old lady in the bus stop next to him tutted
and hit it with a spoon, right, she always has a spoon, right.

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( $$ ✅, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 14:52, 2 replies)

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 14:59, closed)

That's nothing. I used to know this bloke, name of William, as I recall,
and - you wouldn't believe this - his penis measured 10 feet in length.
Anyway, long story short, he's no longer capable of pissing into his own mouth.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:17, closed)