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Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?

Suggested by Spanish Fly

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Ah mate
So my mate was at this bus stop, right, and he saw this fit bird across the
street, right, he got a little bit flustered while looking at her, right, so much
so he got an erection, right, he thought it's a bit cold down below, right,
and he looked down to see he was fully torqued, right, he hadn't realised
his fly was open, right, and the old lady in the bus stop next to him tutted
and hit it with a spoon, right, she always has a spoon, right.

Copyright 1999. All internet forums. Originally published in Christian Observer 1872.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 14:52, 2 replies)

(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 14:59, closed)
That's nothing. I used to know this bloke, name of William, as I recall,
and - you wouldn't believe this - his penis measured 10 feet in length.
Anyway, long story short, he's no longer capable of pissing into his own mouth.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:17, closed)

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