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Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?

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(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Outdoor sex failure
A good few years ago, me and a friend had somehow managed to pull a couple of girls who were friends with each other in a dingy nightclub. I put it down to poor lighting, alcohol and suggestive music. Anyway, while my mate - ever the romantic - took his newly-found sweetheart off to the outdoor skate park to fuck her from behind, I led my partner down into a recessed gateway just around the corner from the club.

Anyway, as much as alcohol had been my friend when it came to the conquest, it very much became my enemy when trying to maintain a usable erection. And so when the occupants of a passing car caught sight of our outdoor fumblings and slowed down to get a good look, they would have been faced with a girl with her saggy tits dangling free while a drunken man with eyeliner on tried desperately but unsuccessfully to wank some life into his rubbery, limp cock.

To be fair, the people in the car were very supportive, shouting 'wa-hey' and 'go on my son' and 'get in there' as my penis shrank to even smaller dimensions.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 9:48, 3 replies)
We have all had ...
Actually, no I haven't
(, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:11, closed)
Neither have I
I couldn't fulfil my duties, and then when we went back to her house I'd wasted the two condoms I had on my person so even though I was good to go, I couldn't.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:33, closed)

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