Not proud, but.....
Had sex behind a local firing range whilst they were using it.

It's the closest i'll ever get to my fantasy of fucking on D-day

:(

* i was completely naked while doing it.
(Pennisons Revenge All this trouble over squealing meat, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:32, 5 replies)

Did you
get the bloke to dress up as a soldier to help with the fantasy?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:45, closed)

Of course you're proud
You tell strangers waiting at bus stops about it.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:26, closed)

opening line...
Just don't ask me about the time I had sex behind a local firing range whilst they were using it.

It's the closest i'll ever get to my fantasy of fucking on D-day

JUST LEAVE IT OKAY!!

:P
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 14:20, closed)

+ with a gun

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 15:08, closed)

^once had a wank in front of a pensioner

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:12, closed)