If your idea of a nightmare is having a middle-aged man go at your nethers with surgical-grade cutting tools, then,
uh, never mind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:24, 1 reply)

As I clutched the sides of the table
And endlessly dropped the f-bomb on the nurses who stood about nervously clutching syringes of anesthetic, the doctor twanged on my ball tubes like banjo strings, and said 'it is a mystery why most men feel nothing, and some feel such intense excruciating pain. Are you schizophrenic or an alcoholic?'
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:55, closed)