^^what thunderflaps said^^
it's a little bit aley I'll give you that, but if you tried giving it to a CAMRA guy as an ale he'd suffocate you with his pac-a-mac without pausing to wipe the foam from a pint of Winstons Old Scrotum from his beard**



** may contain out of date stereotypes
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:09, 2 replies)

the beard and beer belly lot are a dying breed
Literally dying. The fat alkie pickled egg cunts rarely make it to sixty.

There must be a mountain of discarded pewter tankards and stretched 1987 Cambridge Folk Festival t-shirts somewhere.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:26, closed)

I met a CAMRA secretary
Checking out the local to my work that sells actual beer for a potential place for a group meeting

she was in her 20's and very pretty, not even a hint of a beard. But boy did she know her hops
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:38, closed)

fucking hipster yoof coming over here and being more attractive than the grotty-bearded camra greaseballs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:35, closed)

I personally support the campaign for real ale produced by qualified industrial chemists therefore
guaranteeing the quality of the product. Instead of the microbreweries who churn out questionable shit after attending a 3 month course in brewing at Sunderland polytunnels.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:40, closed)

you're making him cry :'(


(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:44, closed)