*cringes at memory*
As a young, permanently priapic teenager, I once had a wank up a tree.

Seemed like a good idea at the time as I was guaranteed some privacy.

Didn't really think it through though: climbing back down was, erm, messy.
( chthonic, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, 5 replies)

Ahahaha!
Mr Cthonic, sir... I applaud you!

EDIT: Not for the tree wank, for the admission! And the determination involved in the first place!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, closed)

Hahahahahaha
This is most brilliant
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, closed)

^^ I like this as well!
Something about the sense of danger?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, closed)

Squirrel...
nuts...
(salvadorevincent, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, closed)

hahaha

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)