Children crossing
1) In a shop dressing-room cubicle. She was trying on a short summer skirt; I tried my tadger in her tight-fitting nethers. Sans tissues and condom, the dress was ruined and she didn't buy it.

2) Blow job on a bus. We sat at the back and there were about eight pensioners sitting at the front. The twisting mountain road somehow made for a more pleasurable experience as the g-forces encouraged the occasional deep-throat moment.

3) On a hiking path. When a group of Women's Institute walkers emerged suddenly round the bend, I had to pretend I'd fallen upon my wife, whose legs had parted to protect my fall. Nobody was convinced.

4)Atop a mountain peak. As dusk fell over the pine forests of southern Poland, we stood at the safety barrier above a 1000m drop. Or rather, I stood in close proximity behind her, and she bent over.

5) Graduation day. Her parents and mine took us out for a meal and I flicked her bean as she was sitting next to my dad. "Not at the table, Frank!" he said. I finished her off by tongue when we got back, making the parents wait 20 mins for their cup of tea.

6) Outside a Greek Orthodox church. That one was unconsummated as I reached out for a rope for balance and inadvertently starting ringing the bell in the campanile above. People at the nearby restuarant seemed interested.

7) In a picnic field in Slovakia. We were surrounded by around 40 people siting on blankets and enjoying the rustic scenery. I slipped her one from behind as she sunbathed face down. "Hurry up and come - people are watching!" she said.

My response: "Wait - there's a group of school kiddies just coming along the path. I'll do it when they're right in front of us."

Seemed more debauched that way.

Flying visit only. Too busy at work to honour my b3ta commitments.
(frankspencer, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:55, 4 replies)

I have to wonder...
I think some of these might actually be true! either way, welcome back Herr Spencer!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:30, closed)

Tell your job to 'cock off', Frank...

We need you!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12, closed)

Nice to have you back Frank
- however fleeting your visit may be.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:50, closed)

Always a pleasure sir
Do drop by again soon
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:59, closed)