eighteensome
Becky gazed around the darkened room. There they were, Vipros, Bertmonkeyspunk, Kaol, Clendrix, TBG, Spankyhanky, Pooflake, Devil in tights, Labia Majora, Empress Bob, Ancrenne, Davros' Grandad, Chickenlady, PJM, Wellgroomed wookie, Tourettes, Madam Marlboro, Althegeordie...and a few others she didn't recognise. All of them inebriated and in differing states of undress.

Despite the ratio of boys to girls, everyone looked like they were having a good time, especially Al and Bert, who it can safely be said suck for England.

Becky wondered where to join in and settled instead on a velvet cushion near the sweaty throng. She spied Spankyhanky receiving a blowjob from one of the unknown b3tans and ambled over to say hello.

Sadly Spanky was just at the point of no return and turning to greet her, unleashed a torrent of manfat that Spiderman would have been proud of. Becky slowly drowned in his juices until Clendrix wiped her clean and made her a cup of tea.

Yep, that's what really happens at B3ta bashes. Now who's coming along to Devil in tights' stag do?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, 8 replies)

Me!
Me me me me me me me me me me me!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, closed)

Well
that's just lovely!

I am more aroused now than when I got off the tube at Euston this morning and a passing train on the other platform blew up the girl's skirt walking infront and I glimpsed her perfect little bottom.

I think she thought she'd gotten away without anyone noticing...

(Perhaps I shouldn't have clapped).
( SpankyHanky, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:32, closed)

...
Well, I hope Spanky enjoyed it, it took me ages to get over the smell!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:33, closed)

I read that as
sweaty thong.


I've been here too long.



:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

I'm an unknown?
Maybe its the mask?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

Yep, that'll do it

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, closed)

How long
must you lurk before you receive an invitation?
(its just so moving McFuck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, closed)

You don't get invited
everybody's welcome
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:57, closed)