pregnancy
I found that having sex in a public place is a lot easier when you have a big pregnancy bump... No one expects you to be naughty when you're 8 months.
(birdwoman pissed herself at least once on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, 5 replies)

Least of all your unborn child!
=P
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, closed)

8 months old?
You are one sick sick lady!

I love it :D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, closed)

this reminds me of a story regarding a 'pal' of mine
he and a friend were at the time having a competition to see who could reach their 25th shag first. it was neck and neck as both reached the finish line, then one night while both of them were out at a local o'neils, on the prowl, said pal chanced upon an unaccompanied girl at a bar. who just happened to be at least 7 months pregnant. long story short, he made his move, took her home (much to his competitor's shock and disgust) and done the deed. he then proceeded to send the following text to the other chap

'does that count as 2 then?'



i'm still undecided on the matter.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:50, closed)

Fookin' 'ell
what a slag!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, closed)

yes
he was
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32, closed)