Daggering
Mi deh a Chubby Dread memorial, rouna Southside and di selector seh mi mus hold har. So mi start dagger and she jus spin roun an bite mi. Mi bawl out fi di people dem hear mi. Di people dem seh mi mus hold on pan her, but she neva waan let mi go.
(LunarJim, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:56, 8 replies)

Word brudda
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( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:03, closed)

respec'
an' dat
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:08, closed)

I accidently clicked I like this instead of reply.
But what in the shuddering fuck does that say?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:32, closed)

Woman bites uninvited partner
'Larome Graham learned the hard way that 'daggering', done without the permission of the recipient, can be a dangerous and bloody exercise.

The 34-year-old attended a recent street dance held in the Southside community in central Kingston, and obviously feeling the dancehall spirit, he decided to follow the instructions of the selector and 'dagger' the nearest female. It turns out, however, that she was not in the mood for that sort of thing and sank her teeth into Graham's bottom lip to show her disapproval.

He told THE STAR; "Mi deh a Chubby Dread memorial, rouna Southside and di selector seh mi mus hold har. So mi start dagger and she jus spin roun an bite mi. Mi bawl out fi di people dem hear mi. Di people dem seh mi mus hold on pan her, but she neva waan let mi go."

Graham said he was later told that the woman, who happens to be a friend of his, was drunk. He has also decided not to press charges against her, saying "Mi nuh want dem lock her up."

Drunk or not, what his 'friend' did has taught Graham a lesson well learnt. From now on, he will only dagger with permission. "Mi nah dance wid no girl. If she waan dance wid mi, mi wi do it. Mi nuh waan get no more bite."

Daggering, the subject of many recent songs, is one of the latest moves to hit the local dancehall scene. The dance is sexual in nature and involves a man gyrating suggestively and somewhat aggressively, with a woman.'

It wasn't sex, it was teh sexeh dancin', as reported in the Jamaica Star.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:44, closed)

Drunk or not?
They fucking sound drunk to me!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:49, closed)

yo
id iz mi mama hoo woz in deh soufsyde cru. da bruvvas in da norfsyde massif got theyr dikz aand wankdorf intu herr hare. she luvd it and jizzd herrself. mi mama iz allwaze jizzn herrself wen shee gets cuvverd in mannmuck.
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:23, closed)

This must be
typing with a cock in your mouth
(zebby wasting irony here on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:10, closed)

Jesus
I can read 1337-5p34k better than this!
(TheManWhoWas SlightlyKnackered, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:10, closed)