Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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With regard to...The undesirables amongst our society who deem it necessary to play their shite music out of their "phat new nokia 6392110 xxxtreme edition":
Could a b3tan not set up a discretely named website detailing just how rude and annoying this habit is to the vast majority of the general public?
Then if each and every one of us takes note/prints out a sheet with the url on and, just before leaving bus/train/coach, hand the offender in question the slip with the url on to peruse at their own leisure?
Together we can solve it...
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, 8 replies)
Why not just give 'em gin?It'll fix it apparantly.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:15, closed)
Fuck that,Just tear their necks open with your teeth.
That normally works.
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Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:19,
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Yes.They're not deserving of gin... or oxygen.
They make my bowels move.
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Moey, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:24,
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the trouble isgiven the world as it is today, if you say anything you are likely to get stabbed
stab 'em first I say!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:27,
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I'm suprised no-one has suggested it yetsounds like a good plan, except instead of going to all the effort of creating a site, GOATSE
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 20:22, closed)
@madsporkmurdererGreat minds think alike.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 29 May 2008, 21:09,
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<a href="http://www.turnyourstupidfuckingphoneoff.com" target="_blank">www.turnyourstupidfuckingphoneoff.com</a>Is this an acceptable url?
Hell, you wouldn't even have to make it.. the url is good enough.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:48, closed)
I was at a cold bus stop once and a girl......was generously playing some awful urban crap from her phone to us all as we patiently waited for the 17..
I breathed on the glass opposite her and wrote 'Your music is shit' with my finger on the pane and walked away, knowing she couldnt fail but see it.
A few moments later... the music had stopped.
I felt a little bit mean, but it was effective.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:50, closed)
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