Not public transport but american immigration
Absolute cunts of the highest order. i hope they all get blow to fucking bits by some mad crazed suicide bomber because allegedly that what i looked like yesterday. Now, i look as pasty as pasty could be and i look as threatening as a bunny in a pillow case but these fucknuts took it upon themselves to start interrogating me like i was Osama himself for a fucking hour. Poor mrs cuntybollocks was not aware of my downfall in the immigration office, she was worried sick and the cunt's would not let me turn my phone on to tell her of my woe. Not only are they patronising cunt's they are also incredibly thick, the same question was repeated and repeated "why are you here?". after the ninth repetition of this question good old British sarcasm got the better of me and i said "For the kind and understanding Hospitality" MISTAKE..... i honestly thought it was marigolds and ky jelly time at this point.

An hour later they finally let me go and claim it was due to my irish sounding surname and my place of birth (fucking Luton) as they have been terror suspects from this area. So in short the worst, annoying and most humiliating of my short existence.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:17, 6 replies)

Haven't they heard
the Troubles stopped a while back. It's not fashionable for Irish people to carry bombs these days.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:21, closed)

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I've never been to the States, but I do want to go there at some point in the next three years. That's how long it is until my current passport expires... the one with the Iranian tourist visa.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)

I know your woe
What's even worse is that you're often faced with someone with the I.Q. of a peanut - and a gun.
That coupled with the fact that they look like you're scum and nothing would make their day better than shooting the lot of you, isn't very appealing.
Now I've had my long locks cut short I draw much less attention, but before then it was "Long hair = drugs up his arse". However, it's hard to enter America and not stand out if you've got half a brain, not overweight and aren't drooling.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)

@Enzyme
An Iranian visa? When you get to US immigration, you'd be as well to hand them a pair of rubber gloves and a tub of lube, bend over and tell them to get on with it.

These guys have had a humorectomy. I've only ever seen one as much as crack a smile in all the times I've visited the USA.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

I have an american passport
With stamps from cuba, russia, china, india, pakistan and iran...... the looks on the passport monkeys face when he leafs through is priceless.

Mind you, I do walk funny for a couple days afterwards, and the black vans that follow me everywhere are a bit annoying.

I do genuinely have these stamps in my american passport, I go out of my way to take it out and get it stamped, even when I'm travelling on my british passport. My last trip back to the states was great bar the two hours they kept me in the airport and questioned me over my travel details for the past three years (all business).

Edit: Screw it, I'm putting this one into the main thread, flesh it out a bit.
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

I friggin hate passport control.
When I go over in a few days time I may remind them that the British used to own their country.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:47, closed)