Once when I was going down
on a lass with a right old 'Judith' between her legs, I was finding it impossible to get anywhere through the thick undergrowth. I would have to keep stopping and cough up hairballs. This didn't make the task any easier. Her bush must have been like the Lernaean Hydra - every time a hair came loose, two must have grown back. Naturally, she was starting to get bored. The lack of stimulus soon made her fed up and she started to move. She lifted her back up off the ground and started her upside-down crawl back from my place to hers. I was determined to finish the job so I held on by hugging her tight just above the buttocks with my head stuck into her hairy mary. She crawled backwards this way while I walked forwards. To anyone with poor eyesight who saw us, we must have looked like a giant insect - her being the head and thorax, and me being the abdomen. When she got to her front door, she realised that I still hadn't taken the hint, so she drops her back to the ground, sits up, punches me in the face and kicks me away. I was too dazed to follow her inside before the door slammed shut. Coming to my senses, I realised I was being laughed at by spectators. That was my worst pube-lick transport experience.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:27, 10 replies)

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Hopefully, it will be me that goes down before the b3ta server. Maybe instead of guessing the time the QOTW changes, we could have a sweepstakes for when the server next goes down.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

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So you're projecting your hopes onto the b3ta servers to prevent them from crashing. Isn't that like a reverse-prediction?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

"reverse-prediction"?
You mean "hindsight"?
( Cawl, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

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I meant instead of guessing something, you project your guess.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

judith?
i don't get it? unless you mean like the life of brian??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

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Yes. That's where the term 'Judith' comes from.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Judith...
happens to be a friend of a friends mum.
Still would.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:39, closed)

I thought..
it was some kind of Judith Chalmers reference. Which lead me down some dark alleyways I'd rather not have explored. *gets steel wool* *scrubs brain*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:13, closed)