PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Very mobile phone.Was at the pub with friends, before going to see the spirit at the cinema (worst film ever made btw, avoid it like its Garry Glitter and your a young girl).
Sat talking to my mate, when he pulls his phone out and points it at me like a gun. I swing my arm mimicing kung fu, catch his phone and send it sailing in a glorious arc to the table behind, narrowly missing a man and his lady friend. I start laughing, appologise to the guy. He wasn't ammused. "BE MORE CAREFULL!" he shouts at me, before looking at our group of 8 lads, and realises force would only not be necicary, it would be a bad idea.
I wish he had punched my lights out, then id have got to miss the film.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:33, 3 replies)
Spelling police!10-4! Officer down!
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10-96this is the internet, not a publishing house
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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spellingyeah, sorry im dyslexic and couldent be arsed wih a spell check. the four mistakes i made are hardly making it unreadable.
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