I broke my toe
I do Tae Kwon Do so Im quite flexible, some other pissed clown challenged me to kick a beam running across the pub, which I did, barefoot! I hobbled home afterwards and had a black toe for a couple of weeks.
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36, 3 replies)

Ha!
I too am a black belt in taekwondo - my party trick is to axe-kick post-it notes off tall men's noses. So far I have yet to break anyone's nose, but considering how drunk I normally am when I do this, it's only a matter of time...
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:42, closed)

Sounds interesting
I like to attempt to kick the strength machines in clubs whilst drunk.
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54, closed)

I remember...
When I used to be able to remember doing things like this myself. So long ago...
Seriously guys, don't ever stop. I left Tang Soo Do after 30 years for about a 2 year break, and never got back into it properly. It's surprising how quickly everything seizes up.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:10, closed)