Random Crazy Crap
I worked in a pub; I encountered many strange individuals among them;

This crazy old lady who used to sidle up to young couples and start talking to them, much to the annoyance of the now, cock-blocked young gentleman. In absence of young couple she would merrily laugh to herself very loudly and talk gibberish.

I saw a girl get her thumb cut off by a very heavy toilet door slamming shut with momentum. (I still shudder thinking of that)

On more than a number of occasions pairs of boxers would be used as toilet paper in the event of the bathroom being out of toilet paper. (Always check there's paper there, people come on). The sight of a bouncer using shitty boxers on a stick to chase people out of the bar was however hilarious.

A guy trying to piss into a blocked urinal while I was in the process of unclogging with a mop. I was like "Dude come on. If you piss on my mop I'll shove it up your ass." although the mop was already covered in piss it's just a courtesy not to piss on another persons tools, or is that just me?

A streaker who didn't think things through, he stripped, ran through the dance floor, then in to the staff area, where not knowing where to go just ended up attempting to hide in the kitchen. It's very hard to hide in a small bar kitchen unless you jump into the fryer. His mates, being dicks, left with his clothes so he happily walked home wearing a promotional Fosters T-shirt and his socks.

The most gruesome however, was a girl who threw up in her own hair, passed out, smacked her head on the toilet and then proceeded to poop herself, now that's one hell of a hangover to deal with in the morning...
(ShizerKaiser, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:24, Reply)