I can't resist telling this one
Though I'm not sure I can do it justice.



My friend R is quite a pool player. In fact, he's very, very good. A few years ago, he was with his then girlfriend in a pub near the Scottish border. His gf, alas, wasn't versed in the art that is pub pool and requested that he teach her. The locals took exception to this, and demanded that "winner stays on" and insisted that he would have to beat all comers before he could play a quiet game with his girlfriend.

So he did. He won about fifteen games in a row.

Until the last man stepped up.

He had no hand left hand.

"I can't play you!" quoth R. "You've no' got a hand!"








The one-handed man responded by opening his pool cue case, removing a strange looking attachment, removing his hand and screwing a rest onto his stump.

He then proceeded to demolish R without any effort at all.

Genius.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:00, Reply)