I'm here all week, try the veal
I walked into my local the other day, and there was an Englishman, Irishman, and a Welshman, two homosexuals, a farmer, a Jehovah's Witness, a talking duck, and a table of students. I didn't stay long.


By the way, off topic but want to share, my boy (the one who poos everywhere) was in a car crash last week - a nasty head-on one caused by a young girl veering into the wife's lane while looking elsewhere. When I got to the scene, he was a bit bashed up but ok, but in floods of tears. Turned out that all he wanted was his Transformer which was still in the wreck. I went and got it for him, and as soon as I did, he marched straight up to the stupid girl, and shot her with one of Bumblebee's plastic missiles. He's four. Good lad, especially as she's now somehow denying responsibility.
(Hampton St.Roker (has probably had your mum), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:38, 4 replies)

I feel for you
I work in insurance and see this kind of thing nearly every day.

No doubt she will say your wife swerved into her lane and without any independent witness evidence, she may find she has to accept a 50/50 settlement.

But if this other girl's young and not very knowledgeable, you may find that she cracks if your wife sticks to her guns.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:39, closed)

Much obliged
Many thanks for the advice. Pretty much everyone agrees it's her fault, except her. Is there any leverage I can get from the rozzers, or even try to prosecute her for reckless endangerment or somesuch? I did actually feel sorry for her until she started telling fibs. Grrrrrr.
(Hampton St.Roker (has probably had your mum), Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:58, closed)

Lol at the son and the plastic rocket launcher
Good luck with the claim mate :(
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:42, closed)

You may be lucky.
About 500 b3tans may have seen this accident.
You should be more specific about the time and place so we know if it was your accident or not! :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)