South Star Inn in Llanelli
What have I seen in my local?

I saw a man stabbed in the stomach with butcher’s knife.

I saw a girl chuck neat vodka onto another girl and set her alight.

I saw a barman pour drinks for pissed customers using a ‘dregs bottle’ and short change them for the privilege.

I saw a man OD on the bathroom floor.

I saw a man collecting change from a full and overflowing urinal.

I saw a girl vomit copiously onto a table then continuing her conversation with no one batting an eyelid.

I saw a dog lick its own balls.

I saw a 60 year old woman dancing to Abba and slowly undressing whilst she did.

I saw a couple having sex in the corner of the room.

I saw a man place a cooked steak in his pocket.

I saw a boy snorting pepper with his hands in his trousers.

I saw a girl eating food from the floor.

To conclude: Don’t ever go to my old local, the South Star Inn in Llanelli.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:24, 8 replies)

I have clicked this story
But I am also frightened by it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:32, closed)

*click*
Sounds fucking lovely, mate!

My girlfriends from Cardiff and I've been out there a few times and seen similar shit happen...

...is every pub in Wales like this??? Beats the fuck out of the boring, wine drinking gaffs down here in London...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:55, closed)

Every Pub in Wales
Most pubs in Llanelli/Swansea/Neath/Port Talbot have a similar local...colour about them.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)

Yes
I know exactly what you mean. I used to live in Kidwelly and many a night out was had in Llanelli including the South star (great for some herbal items)..notably a nightclub called Xenon (dont know if its still there) which was behind the market. My mum still lives in the welly and says most of Llanelli has closed down! LOL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:40, closed)

Allow me....
...to make a list of the worst that I have stepped into....

The Dusty Forge (Thankfully, burned down. again.)

Swansea Jack (Just DON'T open your mouth in there.)

The High Corner (Just don't... ever.)

Upper Boat (Much nicer these days!)

The Admiral Napier (Gods, I worked there!)

If you know these places, then you know Welsh Drinking.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:48, closed)

Swansea Jack
....fucking hell.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:17, closed)

This reads like
a verse from "A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall" by Bob Dylan.
(slotbadger, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:06, closed)

That's weird
I have been humming that song all day since I wrote it. Now I know why!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:27, closed)