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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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New Year's Eve
I was behind the bar one New Year's Eve.

Comment has been passed before, by various people, with regards to my hair. It's a bit on the long and shaggy side, and some would maintain that, despite me being rather tall and quite broad of shoulder, it makes me look a bit effeminate. (www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post314605)

As the evening wore on, and people got progressively more drunk (even the bar staff were allowed a few pints that night - Keith, you were an awesome landlord...), I eventually found, at the bar, two humanoids of the distinctly male persuasion, both of whom bore more than a passing resemblance to the fearsome bastard offspring of Ross Kemp and a pork pie.

So I go to serve them.
"Yes, gents?"
"You wanna gerra haircut, mate. You look like a girl."
(Musn't be rude to the customer...)
"Haha, yeah, maybe next year. Now then, what can I get you?"
"Two double Baileys, please, mate."

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:29, 4 replies)
They must have been well 'ard
Recklessly drinking doubles like that.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:21, closed)
there is nothing wrong with baileys
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:12, closed)
Damn straight
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, closed)
Perhaps not (though I can't say I'm a fan myself)
But you must both surely admit that it's not widely considered a "manly" drink.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, closed)

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