New Year's Eve
I was behind the bar one New Year's Eve.

Comment has been passed before, by various people, with regards to my hair. It's a bit on the long and shaggy side, and some would maintain that, despite me being rather tall and quite broad of shoulder, it makes me look a bit effeminate. (www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post314605)

As the evening wore on, and people got progressively more drunk (even the bar staff were allowed a few pints that night - Keith, you were an awesome landlord...), I eventually found, at the bar, two humanoids of the distinctly male persuasion, both of whom bore more than a passing resemblance to the fearsome bastard offspring of Ross Kemp and a pork pie.

So I go to serve them.
"Yes, gents?"
"You wanna gerra haircut, mate. You look like a girl."
(Musn't be rude to the customer...)
"Haha, yeah, maybe next year. Now then, what can I get you?"
"Two double Baileys, please, mate."

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(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:29, 4 replies)

They must have been well 'ard
Recklessly drinking doubles like that.
(Concrete Cow, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:21, closed)

there is nothing wrong with baileys
harrumph
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:12, closed)

Damn straight
*grumps*
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, closed)

Perhaps not (though I can't say I'm a fan myself)
But you must both surely admit that it's not widely considered a "manly" drink.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, closed)