NSFW? I was AT work!
Should alzheimers ever take my history, my family, my mind - I pray I'm left with this one memory. And some tissues.

Years back when I was about 19, I worked in a pub with a restaurant attached. Nothing fancy but certainly no dive.

This one night the restuarant was booked up for some kind of do for the local all-male Round Table - they'd been before and it was always dull and they were always arrogant, pretentious cocks. This time, for some highly secret reason, we'd been advised to cover any windows to ensure privacy, so after closing all the curtains and pinning table cloths over the glass doors, we were ready.

After the meal and faux-managerial bullshit speeches, the entertainment starts. A stripper! Mid-30's with huge tits and a face like a slapped arse. She did her bit then another came on by herself and did her thing - an incredibly hot girl I'd been to college with a couple of years before and probably had at least fifty wanks over.

The girls were nude but nothing poronographic. Tasteful, perhaps. Even so my life was now complete. The show eventually finished and I served drinks while trying not to nudge the barmaid in the arse with my subsiding phallus.

A fair bit of whispering and activity amongst the cocks later, they all sit back down, the lights dim and suddenly the women appear 'on-stage' together. Making out. Awesome!

Suddenly the girl I knew, lay on her back, flipped her legs in the air and pulled off her pants before spreading her legs wide. Super Awesome!

My jaw was hanging, my eye's popping out of my skull - then the older woman proceeded to slowly pull a two foot string of pearls out out the young girls pussy and push them into a young guys gaping mouth. Ultra Awesome!

I swear I heard the sound of 40 penises tearing through underwear.

By now, no-one was interested in buying drinks, so I sat on the floor and made myself comfortable (well, as comfortable as sitting cross-legged on the floor with an erection gets) - 3 feet away from the show and directly facing the hot girl's pussy. I had the best seat in the house - and I was being paid for it!

There followed another 30 mintues of full-on lesbian hardcore action - with tongues, dildos, baby oil and fresh cream. Mega Awesome!

Apologies for length. And for ejaculating in your pint glass, sir.
(tinpixel, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)