PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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There's always one...I've worked in the same pub for 2 years now and it's got it's fair share of special cases all of which hold a special place in my heart. The outright winner has to be Elizabeth AKA "Crazy coffee lady" named as such because she comes in everyday, orders a coffee, goes to the loo, returns, downs the scalding hot beverage and leaves. The reason why these minute long visits are the highlight of my day is that Elizabeth has voices in her head... She has 3 personalities; Elizabeth, Lizzy and Margaret. Now, Elizabeth and Lizzy don't get on at all but both will unite against the ever troublesome Margaret. This leads to rather heated debates which will often end in shouting phrases such as, "NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE MAIDSTONE IS!" Considering Elizabeth will sit on the leather sofa in the pub even if it is already occupied it leads to general hilarity everytime.
Jade Goody performing this year's panto!
Oh No she isn't!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:55, 1 reply)
That's awesome!:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:27, closed)
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