PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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The MacDown a street known as 'blood alley' in Goole. It's a great little biker bar, there's Lofty whose seven foot in most directions and his wife who'se only got one leg.
The gaffer is a man called Mel Lockwood, he's 60 and has a colostomy bag. It doesn't stop him from sleeping with anything, his wife once caught him on the CCTV fucking a women on the pool table in the other room.
The beer garden is a a driveway with a plastic sheet box which resembles a bus shelter. In it are a couple of plastic patio chairs and wooden stools rotting away.
There's Tony, a guy who is in his sixties and has a child to a girl in her twenties. Mel 'rave-on' who does the rock disco, a feat where noone usually attends so he just sits behind a massive illuminated DJ set which looks like it was made in the 70s.
I love the Mac :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:49, 1 reply)
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