Pool
Not my local per se, but the pub I used to frequent after football matches on a Saturday. It has a couple of pool tables down the side of the bar, where my friends and I used to lurk whilst bemoaning the teams' performance.

Coming up to the end of the season, lovely summers' day (so a few years ago then), and the pub is packed. We start racking up the tables, and have our usual evening of games, with a few more spectators than we're used to. In particular, I get cheered whenever I take a shot. Now I'm not the greatest player in the world by any stretch of the imagination. And whilst I'm playing OK, I'm not exactly Ronnie O'Sullivan here. But no, they think I'm the bees knees until lo and behold, I win the game to a round of applause from my fan club.

Basking in the adulation, I make my way back to the table where everyone else was sitting. This lasts only until one of them leans over and says the fateful words: "Nice game, but you probably want to wear trousers next time you do that".

Oh yes. It hadn't crossed my mind that instead of my normal jeans arrangement, thanks to the hot weather, I'd turned up in a fetching miniskirt. And being of the short persuasion, I have to lean over the pool table a lot to be able to pot anything. Every time I did so, the gentlemen behind me got a spectacular view of my knickers. Which would explain my sudden boost in popularity.

Joy.
(Kitimariana, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:14, 4 replies)

its women like you
who inspire me to sit near the pool table
(Mong goose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:05, closed)

And
did you also have a low cut top on for the blokes on the other side of the table?

(that's the one I always forget about)
(xanthine, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:25, closed)

Hehe
I should be so lucky, the Boobie Fairy did not smile as kindly upon me as she did upon every other bloody woman in my entire family. The bitch.

:)
(Kitimariana, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:13, closed)

So...
You watch football, you play pool, and wear skirts?

*proposes*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:55, closed)