PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Blame Bert for this one....A cheese sandwich walks into a pub and asks for a pint.
The barman says "Sorry mate, we don't serve food in here."
I am *so* sorry.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, 2 replies)
Blame Bert...round 2A string walks into a pub and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve strings here."
The string is mad so he goes into the bathroom and ties himself up an messes up his hair. He goes back and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey I told you once, Aren't you a string?"
The string looks at him, "Nope, I'm afraid not"...
This is also Bert's fault...heheheeeee!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:23, closed)
round 3 *ding*A white horse walks into a pub and heads for the bar
The barman says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you"
The horse says "Great, i'll have a pint of Steve then please"
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:03, closed)
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