Unsubtle drug use
I had met a good friend for a pint on a fairly quiet midweek evening. He'd told me he planned to pick up a couple of grams of Bolivia's finest for the evening (He being something of a small time dealer) to test out before he bought a couple of ounces the next day.

We were sat in the pub's upstairs area, away from the prying eyes of the barstaff but with a few other groups of people dotted around and he asks if I fancy a cheeky nose up. Not being one to shy away from such things I said yes and out of his pocket comes what looked like a sack of Persil.

Apparently he'd gone ahead and bought the full two ounces there and then and brought the bag to the pub with him. Passing a little wrap around is one thing but a bag that big just isn't subtle.

Never the less, people assume I guess that a bag that big can't possibly be full of coke so nobody batted an eyelid, even after I took it off him, pocketed it, went to the toilet and came back with eyes like saucers and a nose bleed.

To this day that's the least subtle drug abuse I've ever seen going on in a pub and it was me doing it.

Oh yeah, Snowdrop, Lewes if anyone's counting.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:01, 3 replies)

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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:08, closed)

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does that last sentence mean?
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:09, closed)