PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Nob SlammingWhile in our local about 8 or 9 years ago, we were hailed from the bar by a fella who asked if we wanted to see a trick. Of course we did.
He came over, whapped his willy out, placed it on our table, picked up one of those big heavy glass ashtrays placed it precariously on top and leant on it, lifting his entire body weight off the floor. His cock was splayed out like a fleshy pancake underneath. Revolting.
He asked us all outside to see another one, where aided by a friend he slammed his cock under the bonnet of his car.
He was our hero.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:06, 2 replies)
HmmI thought for a moment there that you meant he'd lifted his body weight off the floor using only his cock. That really would have been impressive. Obviously my reading comprehension struggles a bit on Mondays.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:59, closed)
I guess...It's an easy mistake to make, maybe it's my writing ability on a Friday that's lacking?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:19, closed)
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