PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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bloody customers (literally)My one proper pub job. I was a bar steward (arf - still am sometimes). One night after work, during the obligatory lock in, one of the regulars, a youngish twenty something, asks for a game of pool with me. Sure why not, he seems a nice bloke.
Thrashed him. Repeatedly. He didnt take too well and kicked off. i tried to avoid the confrontation (I was sober dont forget, been working all night), but at the point i was on my arse with sore face, I got annoyed. Jumped up and proceeded to belt him shitless with the pool stick. Broke a couple of them over him, and he wasnt in the mood for hitting me any more.
What happened? They fired me. Self fuckin defence, m'lud sorted the assault with weapon charges, but was barred from me local for life. Boo.
*edit* for some reason, I went overkill on the commas in this post. yay for maded up grammar.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:20, 1 reply)
You play pool with sticks?Was it a rough pub?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:14, closed)
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