Sealed Knot people are odd
We are merrily getting drunk in the Kings arms, Saffron Walden, a twee little town in north essex, which is very close to Audley End Manor.

There used to be a huge sealed knot battle recreation done every year and then they would all stroll into town for grog and wenches.

So there we are, minding our own business and getting rather drunk and loud when a man bursts in the pub, dressed in ye olde clothes, half a bush sticking out of various button holes while brandishing a musket and a fuck off great big sword

"When I was in 'Nam" he bellowed

we all stared at him

"Cheltenham!!" he roared, then threatened the barman with said sword until he got a pint of IPA.

Hmm, was funnier when it happened.

Oh well, we also evacuated the pub once when someone bashed out an entire packet of turkish 'cigarettes' to all the smokers, after about 10 minutes there was a green haze at about head height and people were starting to gag. Foul foul things.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)