PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Pearoast but nevermind...In good ol' Dewsbury....
Our local drunk is a 4ft 10 man called Colin who wears at least two manchester united shirts at a time. Generally seen walking around town singing or in the local singing. He even does requests for money.
He once did his own rendition of San Francisco, which should of been;
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
however what came out of his mouth was;
If you're going to sang frank friscooooo
Don't....
its full of fucking poofters !
He once dressed up as a postman for halloween
which consisted of his normal clothes but with a stolen royal mail hat.
He also tried pushing one of my friends over, however my friend being the genius he is, moved out of the way, with the result being colin layed on the floor.
He couldn't get back up and layed there for at least 10 minutes before eventually pissing himself.
What a guy!
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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Have you done this one before on qotw?I remember the San Francisco thing. Worther elaborating as a story with a decent punchline on its own, as I think you've done before? Or someone else.
*click* anyway.
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Yer its a repostbut it was related so ya know...
note: pearoast at the top
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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