PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Eye-ree-landI was in a pub in Northern Ireland (Jackie Mullens?) and me and a few mates had a bit too much to drink. Since it was my first time to the Emerald Isle I was out of sorts. So then this dwarf guy walks in, looking like an Leprechaun so I started shaking him and asking where his pot of gold was. Some guy started yelling at me, so I ducked into the mens room and there were 2 guys passed out on the floor in their own vomit. The smell was making me sick so I got out of there, but my shoes smelled like vomit so I took em off and someone threw em at the band.
To this day I want to find Stella Artois and punch em out.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:52, Reply)
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