PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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yet another pub based anecdotei was out drinking one night when a giraffe approached me and said,"scuse me mate, i've never been in a pub before and i'm feeling a little out of place. do you mind if i drink with you?" well, what could i say? and thinking 'what harm could it possibly do', i agreed.
Well this giraffe could not take his ale and really began to show me up, after his 4th pint he wobbled a bit then keeled over, 'fuck it', says I, 'now's my chance to ditch this lanky idiot', but as i'm out the door the landlord shouts after me "hey you cant leave that lyin there".
to which i replied, 'it's not a lion...........it's a giraffe'...
i am here all week...
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:08, 1 reply)
Here all week?I fucking hope not.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:52,
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