PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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I attract weirdosJust last week I had the following conversation with a staggering, limping specimen whilst stood outside the pub having a fag:
Him: Number 9. Number 9. Where?
Me: . . . right . . .
Him: Number 9. Drogue. Art Attack. Where is it?
Me: (massive question mark in bubble above head). . . right? . . .
Him: Number 9. Number 9. (Starts drawing an imaginary "9" in the air.) Number 9! NUMBER 9!
Me: Er . . . I'm not sure, to be honest, mate. Sorry.
Him: (walks away) Alright, Mate, alright. Cheers, mate.
Me: (massive "WTF?" appears in bubble above head)
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
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