What is it with people called Dave in pubs?
A regular in my old local back in South London was a bloke known as 'One-Eyed Dave', for obvious reasons. He had more scams going than Delboy and Arthur Daley put together.

When I first moved to where I live now, a regular in the local pub was called 'One-Armed Dave' (also known to some as 'Bandit', again for obvious reasons). Again, a bit of a chancer.

Not pub related, but proof that things come in threes - or in this case, ones - I once worked with a bloke called Dave who had an operation for testicular cancer.

Although no-one called him 'One-Bollocked Dave', at least not to his face...
(Capo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, 3 replies)

'Bandit' reminds me
Someone I know with criminal connections knew an underworld enforcer known as 'KitKat' because he had four fingers on one hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, closed)

My Dad's name is Dave. The partner of one of my closest friends (and a close friend himself) is named Dave. Their next door neighbour is named...Dave.

Remember when that channel named itself Dave because "everyone knows someone named Dave"? They weren't lying.
(Musuko, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:10, closed)

I think he'd be called
"Davey One-bollock".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:02, closed)