Back behind bars...
yeah, that's me, I'm now working bars for a crust these days, back in my hometown in the midlands...I've worked in the current one for two years, and its been real, as I've posted before..

Sometimes young men are wont to forget their IDs, but their dads are usually drinking in the other bar, so we used to take them to the back corridor and get a look at their pants, if the pants were OK then they were in.. We also have a selection of characters, including the lovely **Pete, who is a big old bloke, and has been an alcoholic for years, but the only problem he causes is wet floors where punters have pissed themselves laughing at his merry jinks and tall stories. It's hard to get a big old pissed bloke to put his trousers and pants back on on a Friday night though*...

We have to keep him away from Beth. She's permanently pissed, and tried to get Pete to take her home for some old drunk lovin'. Pete was having none of it, even when she said "If I can't stand the pace, my two dog's are always more than happy to help finish you off.." Pete took up residence in the lounge after that, shaking in terror...
She's a jealous sort, so we have to keep her away from Sandra, who is a lovely woman, sociable, thoughtful, and smells as if she's hoarding dead halibut in her pants. I've got a strong stomach, but even I have to approach downwind of her, and make with the airfreshener after..
Then there's the lovely Jamie. By day, skinhead tattooed skip truck driver and drinker of many pints of stout (Not at the same time, usually) by night, he puts on a frock and heels and becomes the best drag act in the county..

I love my job, sometimes....

* I have no idea how he ended up without them, I was in the lounge for ten seconds..
** All the names are changed
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:28, 4 replies)

"so we used to take them to the back corridor and get a look at their pants, if the pants were OK then they were in"
wait. what?
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:55, closed)

what, indeed.
I guess if they're sporting Thomas the Tank Engine undies then they're clearly not mature enough to drink alcohol :)
( Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, closed)

:-)
It's more that they've made the effort really...
You, know, clean, cared for attire at all times...
Like the Thomas idea though...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:01, closed)

So it's not as it seems, an attempt to look at the undies of underagers? :P
(Musuko, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:49, closed)