PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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My mate and I have nicknames for the regulars in my localwe have:
Rick Wakeman (he looks like Rick Wakeman)
Harold Shipman (looks like Harold Shipman)
Stalin (looks like Stalin)
The really tall guy (don't think I need to explain that one)
The really fat lazy guy (gets a taxi to his house which is two minute walk up the road)
Gimpy guy (because he has a stammer and talks wierdly. I feel a bit bad about this one)
Mad Kirsty
Glen Garry Glenross (once accosted me about and ranted and raved about the brilliance of the play that he'd recently seen)
Mr Bluetooth (a taxi driver who comes in every week, always wearing his bluetooth and a spurs shirt)
Edit: How could I forget, my mate has earned his own nickname from being so quiet and shy, he's now commonly referred to as Silent Bob.
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