PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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I told himthat if I let him everybody would want a go. He laughed and reached out to stroke my mini me and for a split second the only thing that went through my head was: Wahayyy!!! Gonna get a handjob!!! Then I remembered I wasnt gay, zipped my wee chap away, and went to get more beer.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:24,
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.Why did you change it from "can i sit on it" to "can i stroke it"? which would you prefer if you had to choose?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:39,
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I remembered heoffered a handjob and not bum sex.
I obviously wasnt that much of a catch.
If I had to have a gay experience I might as well have a cock up my arse. Why beat about the bush? Well, there wouldn't be one of those though would there? Hmmm....
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SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:50,
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