Gay pubs R Fun >_<
I used to work for a less than stellar pub in CENTRAL london, near a STATION if anyone can guess where/what.

Some of the highlights include;

1. Discussing advantages and disadvantages of vacuum pumps with a man who made his length go from 5" to 13" using one.
2. Talking about a "Christmas Present" with the club promoter where he'd duct taped his b/f to the wall. Have you seen Scary Movie with the jism shot? Think taped to the wall, with "bits" showing.
3. S.O.P, nuff said. **EDIT** S.O.P = Streams of Piss/Pleasure, 6 hours of people enjoying pissing over one another... Threatening your manager with piss sodden trainers is a delight I hope never to repeat.
4. Served drinks over the back of 3 Oxford "students" while their "school-master" whips them with a cane to the delight of the assorted "gentlemen" behind them.
5. Had to wash blood off the floor as a "gentlemen" almost had his length bitten off when he found someone elses hand on his wallet while err... enjoying the oral attentions of said person. Was told by the ambulance he should be glad that it wasn't bitten off.

I'll come back with more when I've finished un-repressing all those memories.
(Helo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:32, 7 replies)

SOP is not enough said
I don't know what the means, unless of course you mean Standard of Protection, which is the acronym with which i am familiar.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, closed)

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Standard Operating Procedure? Sales Order Processing?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, closed)

Silly old Ponce
Some obvious place
Smell Oliver's Penis
Same old point
Save Overgrown Petunias
(badgerlikespeed, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, closed)

S.O.P
Streams of Pleasure/Piss

I had to throw away my clothes and tell my boss I'm not working *that* night again.
(Helo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, closed)

Shit on penis?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, closed)

Sales Order Processing
The thought alone makes me hard.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, closed)

Oh noo....
nonononono....... That place (would I be right in guessing is just off York Way and Wharfedale Road) still haunts my memories. The reason being....I WAS THE FUDGING AMBULANCE CREW!

_{and have never otherwise been there. Ahem}
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:55, closed)