Probably nothing compared to most of these stories
But when working in my local for a birthday party i had the misfortune of nipping to the loo for a shit and as i was relieving myself i heard a womans voice and the undoing of a belt buckle. As i listened closer it became very VERY apparent that she was getting a good hard ramming from someone. oh how i laughed and finished dropping the kids off. It was when i came out to the bar again that i realised what was going on.

The girl in question was the girl celebtaring her 21st with her entire family and her boyfreind and their friends. however seeing that her boyfriend was still out here a quick head count meant that she had taken the guy that 5 minutes before had been sleeping at the bar.

Oh oh

it was only a matter of time before someone she knew went for a shit, heard the commotion and told the family ( i had just told the locals, we wanted some fun that night so we sat back and relaxed) The father went apeshit trying to kick down the door, the boyfrind was i tears, people were trying to console the hysterical mother, friends were fighting eachother and blaming everyone else and she refused to come out cause "all you fuckers don't understand" it carried on for another 5 mins or so by this time the hallway was packed before the guy made a run for it got caught and had to be grabbed by myself an 2 other staff as the family wanted blood. we put him into the back room got most of the troublemakers out (inc the girls who you could hear crying the whole way up the road. oh how we laughed until we came back into the back bar to see loverboy asleep again and a smell wafting from his direction. Yes ladies and gents this romeo who the birthday girl had chosen was better than her current boyfriend was now lying asleep in a chair having both shat himself and pissed his pants. Classy. i do feel sorry for the mate who had to give him a lift home.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, 4 replies)

Probably nothing !?!
I'd hate to be in your boozer when it kicks off, matey!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:24, closed)

believe it or not
nothing like this has hapened before or after. It's a small pub in a seaside town in Ireland (Donegal if you must know)
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:47, closed)

hahah
that's a fucking great story
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:38, closed)

Ace
sounds like a shellsuit convention?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:07, closed)