The Prince Albert.
It's a small pub on a back road in Ely. It's a place where a sixty year old goes and gets called young. But it's still a laugh to go in there every now and then. Plus the owners go into my shop now and again.

Anyway, I'm going to tell you about their toilets. More so the men’s toilets, and even more so the have a chalk board over the urinals. Always has good lines written on it. This is what I've read on it.

- (In one handwriting) I love it when a plan comes together. (Under that in a different handwriting) I pity the fool that wrote the above.
- Eyes down for a wet shoe.
- Keep your eyes on the prize, and not on this message.
- Give me 15 men of steel, and I can claim back Ely in a week. (Then someone else wrote) Just give me 3 Ninja's and I can take it before daylight.

That's all I can think of right now. I'm still planning on drawing a CDC on it, but I'm worried about using the chalk.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:43, 3 replies)

pfft the "give me 15 men of steel" line is a corker
:)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:46, closed)

Does the sign outside the pub
have a lovely painting of pierced cock?
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:11, closed)

Sadly not.
Just a picture of some sad-looking bloke. Think his name is Steve.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:13, closed)