PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Urine luckAbout 14 years ago I had just moved to a new rented house and decided to visit the pub just across the road (Wahay!)
It was a perfectly normal pub in all respects, except that bafflingly the urinal trough in the gents had various low denomination coins in it - right in the piss-stream.
One coin I could dismiss as someone simply having dropped it, but there was at least a couple of quid’s worth there.
I didn't think too much of it until I next went to the bar, where I noticed a charity notice stating how much had been collected by the kind visitors to the gents!
What was wrong with a collecting tin at the bar, which is when people have loose change in their hands!
Who had the unfortunate job of having to fish out these coins and presumably (hopefully!) washing them before submitting them to charity?
Fucking weirdos
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:24,
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Someone on this site, a while ago, suggested leaving variouscoin denominations in the gents urinals. Returning later on in an evening to see which coins had been taken would be an indicator as to the class of the place e.g. that place is a shitehole, someone even took the penny from the piss tray! Or Classy place that, wouldn't touch a piss covered pound coin.
A nationwide guide along these lines was mentioned.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:13,
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It was Scaryduckand it ended up in newsletter 339 I think. I'll be fucked if I can find it though - Opera Mini is baiting me to destroy my phone today.
www.scaryduck.com
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:11,
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