Ohhhhh, Gino ! ! !

I've seen porn karaoke (rather unpleasant and you wouldn't want to be sitting in the front two rows).

I've seen underwater karaoke (how somebody didn't get electrocuted I do not know).

I've even seen a load of midgets performing the hits of Queen in their underware.

But the best ever karaoke performace I witnessed was at a dive in Blackpool. I'd noticed earlier in the evening a girl having a storming row with this fella off to one side. Loud voices, waving arms, a drink may have been thrown. But it was a loud place and the karaoke was pretty entertaining, so didn't take too much notice.

After a while this girl saunters onstage, and the sexy, slinky chords of Gino by Dexy's Midnight Runners starts. Now, I don't know the words to this except for the 'Giiii-nooooo!' bit. Hmmm, this might be interesting, I thought.

And it was.

The girl sang the whole song, addressing and pointing at her boyfriend who sat through the entire performance, his face set like stone. Only she changed the words. She changed all the words except for the 'Giiiii-nooooo!' bit, at which point she would gesticulate at her boyfriend even more frantically and urge all the onlookers to join in.

All she did was sing one line over and over and over again. Bending it and shaping it so it fitted in with the sway of the song.

She sang: "He's got a tiny cock! Heeeessss goooottt a tiiiii-nnnn-eeee cooooo-cccckkkk! He's got a tiny cock! Heeeeessss gooooottttt aaaaa tiiiiii-iiii-iiii-nnnnnn-eeeee cccoooo-cccckkkkk!!!"

And then the whole crowd of people would join in with the: "Ahhhh, Giiiii-noooooo!!!" bit.

All I can say is I presume her boyfriend's name was Gino.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, 2 replies)

I was there and his name was actually Herbert.



Ahem *CLICK*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, closed)

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hahah.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, closed)