Aberdeen Local
My local in Aberdeen about 10 years ago, it was a bit of a dump but it was 5 minutes walk from the house so handy for a quick pint. It had two entrances one at the front and a less used back door that over looked a small park.

So one sunny summer evening I decided to go for a pint using the park entrance. I get to the park and could see 3 people standing just beside the door, getting closer it turned out to be a guy and two girls all aged about 17. The guy comes up to me and I am thinking “he is going to ask for a fag or to get him a carry out.

How wrong could I be. He says “what do you think?” I say “think about what ?” “These” he says, as one of the girls pulls up her jumper to show of her rather nice tits.

I was so dumb smacked I didn't say a thing and just went into the bar. To this day I am still not sure if it was a dream. They pulled the place down not long after.
(nee22 NL ExPat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:42, 5 replies)

Which pub was that?
I usually nip to the butchers or very occasionally the black dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:46, closed)

It was the
Cocket Hat the park is now the main carpark.
(nee22 NL ExPat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:51, closed)

Bloody cold in Aberdeen
isn't it?

Could've had your eye out, mate.

*click*
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:32, closed)

Pimp Wannabe?
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(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:38, closed)

Maybe
"looking for business?" Is the more usual approach in Aberdeen.
(nee22 NL ExPat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:08, closed)