White russian, anyone ???

Back in the heady days of the early ninetees, I used to know a girl named Kate.

Or, to use her nickname, Bucket Fanny.

This nickname was well-earned. She was, shall we say, a bit of a goer.

I recall one occasion in the Student Union Kate aka Bucket Fanny picked up this fella with the grace, flair, and poise of a street hooker. Within about five minutes she was leading this young gentelman by the cock to the toilets.

We carried on with our drinks and general talk about fuck all.

Kate returns about ten minutes later, her lips tightly sealed. She sits down, picks up a shot glass, and gobs out a rather sizable load of man juice, filling the shot glass just about half full.

"White russian, anyone?" She said, sounding rather pleased with herself.

Now that, my friends, is a fucking show stopper...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:52, 11 replies)

Oh my God
click
(Errin C, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:53, closed)

I am speechless.
I am clicking 'I like this' and feeling terribly conflicted.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:16, closed)

!
Sweet jesus.


What's her phone number nowadays?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:21, closed)

So was he?
Russian I mean.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:38, closed)

I think the glass was Russian.
and she was just caucasian.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:42, closed)

Y'know
I've always wanted to visit Caucasia.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:34, closed)

For those who dont know what a white russian looks like...
www.drunkenblog.com/drunkenblog-archives/000406.html
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:55, closed)

So...
Who drank it then?
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:48, closed)

Channels Lebowski...
"Careful dude ! There's a beverage here !" although I can't imagine even him drinking that particular cocktail (or cock-tale).
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:28, closed)

!!!!
!!!!!!
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:41, closed)

Quite rude not to swallow really.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:24, closed)