PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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My first visit to my local....A busy(ish) Saturday evening, about 5pm. I was in with my brother in law.
A couple of pints ordered, and we take in our surroundings. The usual pub atmosphere of a Saturday, with one eye on the guy you're chatting with and another on the telly checking out the footie scores.
A small, weedy looking chap came up to me - dressed in camo gear and carrying a pint in one hand and a sack in another.
"Alright pal", he said, "ehh....can I ask, what's your business?"
Me: "How do you mean mate?"
Him: "Ehm...well..yer no polis are you?"
Me: "No pal."
Him: "Ah right, good stuff mate." *opens the sack* "Do youse want a rabbit?".
I kid you not - he had a sack of rabbits, freshly shot that morning.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:27, 2 replies)
That's mentalI keep the rabbits in the boot of my car and do my dealings in the car park.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:59, closed)
One question....Doesn't the bound and gagged nurse try to make a bid for freedom when you open the boot? ;-)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:23, closed)
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